Grown-up Swimming Badges: Part OneFriday, November 6, 2015
I can still remember the last day of swimming lessons, where, after we finished the final game of frozen tag in the shallow end, Jennifer or Rebecca or Mark or Andrew would hand me my report card, towel wrapped around my shoulders, my mom waiting on the other side of the fence. I can still see the blue-ish photocopy of the girl swimming on the front of the Canadian Red Cross report card.
But even before opening it up to the the checkmarked boxes, or the empty boxes (damn treading water!), there was the thickness of the report card. If there was a badge stapled to the inside, you passed! Onto the next colour! But if it was thin, no dice.
(Now that I'm thinking about it, it's kind of like receiving grant acceptances/rejections in the mail these days...)
But badges! Rhya mentioned badges the other day on our months-long swimmers text thread and I literally dropped everything and started stitching.
- Flip turns? TOTALLY A BADGE!
- Nightswimming in the nearby river? BADGE!
- Driving, finding a different swimming hole, missing ice cream, the finding the right swimming hole? BAAAAAADGE!
- And my own humble badge, celebrating when I remember to pack a post-swim snack so I don't turn into a monster on the bike ride home.
But it's no fun to just have one badge to sew to your bathing suit! So I made docktail/rocktail badges too!
Clockwise: Caesers, Dark and Stormys, Aperol Spritz and a classic gin and tonic.